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Name: Emol
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Friday, July 08, 2005

Summer time.

It's a lot more fun in theory than in practice, I think. Well, maybe I'm just starting to get homesick. Dublin is great: lively, historical, fun, and for some reason filled with Italian people. Still, I miss my rainy city and its perma-stoned population of leftist weirdos.

....Actually dublin is also a rainy city full of perma-tanked weirdos, so I feel pretty at home.

For anyone keeping up with the news, the current death toll of the London terrorist attack is 37. I'm actually kind of freaked out to be spending a week there on Wednesday, not in case of terrorist attacks, but because everyone security will be so much tighter and it's not exactly comforting to have policeman breathing down your neck. Not that I'll be doing anything illegal of course .

I guess I just miss everybody.

That's All, Folks.

-E.


Wednesday, July 06, 2005

So it's been three months. Does anyone read this anymore? Maybe not . Oh, well. I already talk to myself, I may as well write to myself as well.

.....But not right now, I'm too busy.


-E.


Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Hello. Hi. Yes, well.......hi.

Alright, so I'm mainly updating this to get kai off my back, but I do have some things to say.

I must have some things to say.

Hmmm..... something to say........

Ah! I've got it! No one ever leaves me comments! To be fair, I haven't updated in about a month, but still, it would be nice to know that someone cares!

While I'm ranting, might as well tackle another big issue. Too many people throw aroung the word 'gay'. It's not an insult, and it's not funny. same goes for fag. Firstly, it's just about the most disgustingly bigotted thing a brainless redneck of a person can say, and secondly, it's down right boring. There are so many great, vivid insults that ONLY OFFEND THE PERSON THEY'RE INTENDED TO. For example (in alphabetical order) :

arse, ass, berk, cretin, dickhead, dillhole, divvy, dumbass, fuckup,  fuckwit, gimcrack, gobshite, imbecile, jerk, numbskull, oaf, pillock, plonker, prat, prick, shmuck, simplton, twit, or wally.

If you're not familiar with some of these, its because many of them are English and Irish slang. Feel free to add to the list, there are thousands upon thousands of wickedly funny insults available. Also, may I suggest a Shakespearian insult? Funny, different, and whoever you're insulting usually has no idea what you're talking about! Example: thou peevish ill-nurtured milksop, thou festering canker of a maggot pie........you see where I'm going.

So.......hmmm......I  guess that's all for now.......

Oh wait! For fringe rock lovers, there's a show on at the Croatian Cultural Center on the 15th. It'll have my favourite bands, The Screechin Pygmies, and Life in a Box (yay Stu!). Leave a comment (please?) for more info. No, seriously, these things are so much fun, and only like 10 bucks.

Well, I'm out of things to say so........yeah.

ML, E.


Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Very much regretting last entry, as my brother now has this address. Big embaressed sigh, turn bright red, etc. So far, I'm not loving 2005. In fact, if February is not a big improvement, I may have to begin work on a time machine.....but I've said too much.

(Note: Feb. is the love month. Valentine's is the most depressing day of the year, so unless you all want me to start tinkering with the space-time continuim (is there such a thing, or is that just an another annoying Star-Trek phrase. Isocelese deflector ray? Hyperbolic phasers? Come on, that's just a series of scientific-sounding words. ....But I digress.) you'll all send flowers and cute but impersonal hallmark cards.

Today was an awful day. Worse than the average Monday. I failed a huge math test, beat myself silly with a volley ball in PE, and generally had a miserable time. Plus this enormous cold is really starting to kill. And if you've seen me in the last 48 hours or so, you're probably going to get it too. (You're welcome, Kai.)

Also, the cute fuzzy little rodent in the display pic is no longer with us as of Wednesday. Much thanks to Kai for help with the arrangements and bringing comfort food.

Too tired and sad to write more. Bye. Love. Tiredness.

E.


Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Wow. Oh, wow. Let's see.....shall we start from the beginning?

Really sorry I haven't updated for a while (not that you care you insincere jerks) (sorry, im just frustrated with my computer) but xanga was down last night and other than that, I've just been lazy.

I went snowboarding on Sunday with Kai, Shmol, Ari, Stan, and Asha (and believe me, they'll get their revenge, oh yes....) so now I am one very bashed battered and bruised bananna. Sooooooooo sore today. But making fun of Kerri's "bruises" soooooooooooo made up for it.

Drafting, boring. (Mr. Denton-Haus had a cold, so none of his patented unpredictably-random lifelessons today. Ah well, they always end in "So go home and hug your parents. And don't do drugs. Or turn tricks for money. Or throw up after every meal." anyway.) Math, fortunately had time to finish homework today. Also had to scarf down three hashbrowns at a record speed to keep Benson from seeing. She has this weird 'only healthy food allowed' rule that means I either starve during second period or eat so fast my stomach spins. Yah, I'm sure that's real healthy. Gym, same as always. Thirty girls all dressed in grey, running in a circle. Wooo-hoooo. Science, incomprehensible. AMA=Fe/Fl? Does anyone understand this?

Ahhhhhhhhhh but now I get to the part I've been dying to write about. Very hot seniors.........Without pants!!!!!! Yes, after the largely ucky grade 9 guys were finished their basketball game with Mr.s Duey and Braun, the seniors came in!!!! And started changing!!!!! In plain view of myself and the very lucky Karen!!!!! I'm not some bag of hormones, but these were abs you could grate cheese on, and really, really nice arms. Man, they were nice arms!

.......So anyway, I'm sure I'll have recovered by next Tuesday and I should be making sense again very soon. Hopefully my next entry will be something profound and not just the drooling over pretty men that makes me sound like a vapid whore. Hopefully.

E.



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